I'll iron your clothes. I'll shine your shoes. I'll make your bed and cook your food. I'll never cheat. I'll be the best girl you'd ever meet and for a diamond ring. I'll do these kinds of things. I'll scrub your floor. never be a bore. I'd tuck you in. I do not snore. I'd wear your black eyes. bake you apple pies. I won't ask whys and I try not to cry.
Cause it is nearly midnight and all I want with my life is to die your housewife.